Kleptomaniac Lyrics - Mdc

Started out of necessity 

We were so broke and so hungry 

In this world of food for cash 

Got no choice its stuff and dash 

Now we got that dread disease 

Bulging pockets full of cheese 

The narcs are at the electric door 

I drop the goods right on the floor 

[Chorus:] 

I'm a kleptomaniac 

We're all kleptomaniacs 

Never ever give it back 

Hey asshole what you looking at 

(Steal or starve is where it's at) 

Franco's got a special coat 

Stole enough juice to fill a moat 

Al's ripping off some smokes 

Reshelving those half empty cokes 

Cruise the aisles and pocket goods 

They'd jail us if they only could 

Get the cashier's dirty looks 

She knows we're all a bunch of crooks 

[Chorus] 

Your inventory's short at Hughes 

Cala Foods is paying dues 

Safeway's filing Chapter Eleven 

I pray we don't gotta rip off heaven 

We ain't telling you what to do 

Just saying what we been through 

Don't come crying to us for bail 

When they drag your ass on down to jail 

[Chorus]