Hail Satan Lyrics - Mdc

People say you're stupid and fat 

And your face resembles the ass of a rat 

In the schoolyard no one would play 

You'd say "Hi" and they'd run away 

Your teachers all say you're dumb as shit 

Your guidance councilor says you should drop out and quit 

But OZZY ain't got nothin' on me 

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!! 

So now I warn you 

You'd better think twice 

From here on in don't play nice 

Voodoo dolls for you with pins 

The world's gonna pay for their sins 

For a while I was down on my luck 

But now it's me you'd better not fuck 

Cause me and LU' are working a spell 

Laugh now, cause we'll see you in hell! 

HAIL SATAN!!! (c'mon, everyone, sing along!) 

Even strangers point and stare 

You've had it--you'd better beware 

Hide in church and sing your psalm 

See my pentagrams on my palms 

Better stay and pray with the nuns 

We've got you in the sight of our guns 

So Sundays, its wafers and wine 

Or sign here on the dotted line! 

[Chorus, inexcusably horrid guitar-wanking]