Alan Is A Cowboy Killer Lyrics - Singles - Mclusky

Pull up my pants 

Now the camera crew has gone 

In your statement to the police 

Tell them how you turned me on 

But you were such an ugly child 

You were such an awkward child 

When you were such a stupid child 

We should've cottoned on 

Alan is a cowboy killer 

Take up tai chi 

Now your favorite pet has died 

We had crazy fucking times 

Till her visa card expired 

But you were such an ugly child 

You were such an awkward child 

When you were such a stupid child 

We should've cottoned on 

Alan is a cowboy killer 

Wipe up his mess 

Pay your fluffers by the yard 

How you're paying for your peace 

How you're paying for your peace 

But you were such an ugly child 

You were such an awkward child 

When you were such a stupid child 

We should've cottoned on 

That Alan is a cowboy killer 

That Alan is a cowboy killer 

That Alan is a cowboy killer 

Alan is a cowboy killer