Waltz Darling Lyrics - Singles - Mclaren Malcolm

written by: Malcolm McLaren/David Lebolt 

INTRODUCING LOURDES & PRETTY FATT 

A sweet tuxedo girl you see 

Queen of ball society 

Fond of fun 

As fun as fond can be 

When it's on the strict Q.T. 

I'm not too young 

I'm not too old 

Not too timid 

Not too bold 

Just the kind you like to hold 

Just the kind for sport I'm told 

Hell's a poppin 

When I'm waltzing 

In my stockings 

Hell's a poppin in the whole wide world 

I'm a blushing bud of innocence 

Says Papa at a big expense 

Old maids say I have no sense 

Boys declare I'm just immense 

For my song I do conclude 

I want it strictly understood 

Though fond of fun, I'm never rude 

Though not too bad I'm not too good 

Never put your hands on a man except in dancing 

Whispering, giggling at the same time have no place 

In good society 

Don't think you can be rude to anyone and escape 

Wh, wh, whispering is always rude 

Don't hang on to anyone for support 

Don't stand or walk with your chest held in and 

Your hips forward in an imitation of a reverse letter S