Generic Crunk Rap Lyrics - The Graduate - Mc Lars

Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready? 

I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics 

Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night 

In that case, I guess it won't be a problem 

This popular sub genre is brought to you by materialism 

We'd like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne and Sean John clothing 

We'd like to thank the record industry for 

Marketing hip hop stereotypes to 12 year olds 

And a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes 

Vapid, superficial entertainment 

Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot 

Phrase about these haters, I sometimes have to shoot 

To rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown 

Lyrics that say nothing 'cause that's how we get down 

Phrase about my click, don't step to me punk 

Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk 

Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way 

It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say 

Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap 

Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around 

Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap 

Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound 

Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk 

Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk 

Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk 

Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk 

Phrase about my car, Volvo, rhyme about my crew 

Rap about how much more crunk I am than you 

Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling 

Chorus where I scream 'cause I don't know how to sing 

Rhyme supporting guns and also drinking 40's 

Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties 

Rhyme about my doe and then some made up lyrics 

Get off the gas you swinger, check the deuce, yo, sabiirit 

Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap 

Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around 

Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap 

Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound 

Buy clothes, get crunk, Hennessey, get crunk 

Escalades, get crunk, spend money, get crunk 

Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk 

Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk 

Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

Run DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

But who can argue with the charts when we're sittin' at the top? 

Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop 

And we're making so much money that we ain't about to stop 

Coca Cola, get crunk, Nike, get crunk 

McDonald's, get crunk, Disney, get crunk 

Fox Network, get crunk, Armani, get crunk 

Gap clothing, get crunk, Mercedes, get crunk 

DKNY, get crunk, Courvoisier, get crunk 

Prada, get crunk, Wal-Mart, get crunk 

Chucky Cheese, get crunk, Ralph Lauren, get crunk 

G-Unit sneakers, get crunk, Louis Vuitton, get crunk 

I'm just playing, Lil' Jon, you know I love you