Uk Visa Versa Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

Hey England 

Let's kick it 

Cops without guns and the NME 

Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? 

Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? 

Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? 

Flip side experience, well not really 

More familiar than Russia or Chile 

Up for cricket or squash or the London zoo? 

Look, you hate George Bush and we do too 

Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace 

And you guys are the most polite of the human race 

Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash 

Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash 

You love our movies, we kind of like yours 

We love the way you talk, "Please help help us in these wars" 

You stopped saying, "Fab," we stopped saying, "Groovy" 

Our Scotland is Canada, you saw the South Park movie 

I love England and visa versa 

American perspective in these Visa verses 

Tea time jolly good, caffeine rush 

Look, a red a phone booth and a double-decker bus 

I love England, so let's both ignore 

The Boston Tea Party or that silly East Coast war 

Oxford, London and Guild ford too 

Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you 

The Florida incident? Democracy at work 

But we've still got love for your boy Edmund Burke 

If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German 

But then we gave you Hanson and Pee Wee Herman 

You gave us the Beatles and you gave us the Who 

We gave you Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice too 

You gave us "Chicken Run" and the Teletubies 

We gave you McDonald's and got you chubby 

You think we're all Trailer Trash obnoxious and noisy 

But that's just Springer, Ricki Lake and Boise 

We're friendly and fake and proud of our nation 

Overweight, wasting gas, hedonic civilization 

We're sue-happy mad overworked compulsive winners 

Strong facade but insecure, just think Seymour Skinner 

We're obsessed with image, old age and fat 

Technology, death and our dogs and cats 

The super bowl, shopping, S.U.V.s and money 

Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny 

But bigger is better and we love our T.V. 

From L.A. to Boston, to Nashville, Tennessee 

And yes 1/4 of Americans own guns 

In case you come back to punish your sons 

But Mother Britain listen, there's still a tie that binds us 

The U.S. isn't perfect, you don't have to remind us 

I love England and visa versa 

American perspective in these Visa verses 

Tea time jolly good, caffeine rush 

Look, a red a phone booth and a double-decker bus 

I love England, so let's both ignore 

The Boston Tea Party or that silly East Coast war 

Oxford, London and Guild ford too 

Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you 

I love England and visa versa 

American perspective in these Visa verses 

Tea time jolly good, caffeine rush 

Look, a red a phone booth and a double-decker bus 

I love England, so let's both ignore 

The Boston Tea Party or that silly East Coast war 

Oxford, London and Guild ford too 

Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you