Straight Outta Stockholm Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

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Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars 

Survived Loma Prieta, mad cow and SARS 

I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan 

Here and back and there again, a typical American 

Third generation Swedish, second gen, Aussie 

Am I street enough for this? Sometimes I'm paranoid like Ozzy 

See it used to be punk rock for about four years 

I played lead guitar, we dissed Britney Spears, Amphoteric 

The name Central Cali band, Local shows, T-shirts, EP's, no plan 

Just chilling with the crew slamming power chords 

They wanted more guitars but I got bored 

I was born to rock heads and fill them too 

But did the world really need another Blink 182 

Stuck on this Earth like glue since 1982 

Cooked up my own post modern salmagundi stew 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

Cali's my home, baby, West Coast boy 

I get more love than Helen of Troy 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new 

MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew 

But were you actually born in Stockholm, Lars? 

No, but my family on my Mom's side is Swedish American 

Okay 

Comin' straight outta prep school on the mike at assembly 

Class clown, straight A's, running KSPB 

Pebble Beach, sheltered high school like a nun on Mars 

The Horris was Dr. Quin, heavyweights gave me Lars 

So how do you spell it? Yo, what's the website? 

Is it really that hard? Morris with an H, alright 

And okay, yo today, see, I'm still experimenting 

Venting and presenting never misrepresenting 

And it's not quite rap, not quite pop 

Alien hip hop Lars punk rock 

If I make the big time I'll still sit up in my room 

My brain on the keyboard and I'll try to resume 

Such a great story that I'll always behold 

I'll look back on this when I'm 80 years old 

London, New York, UK tour, NY demo 

Tickled as can be, when I tickle you like Elmo 

So much to say, new sounds to try 

Laptop, costumes, local buzz and why? 

Don't ask me, buddy but you're bumpin' me now 

Amalgam for the future revolution like Mao 

You're right when I grab the mike, I do what I like 

I sit with a pen by the full moon light 

Euphonic epiphany like Keat's lyre trope 

I am it, iambic's rap's last hope 

My Grandma says I have rhyme talent and I love her 

I flow lethal, weapon, lyrical like Danny Glover 

I flip your paradigm manhole cover 

Mutant reptiles, surprised what you discover 

But I still like Bob Dylan more than any MC 

Most depress me like Hepatitis B 

Reverse them like Pi when they step to me 

Nine five one four one point three 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

Cali's my home, baby, West Coast boy 

I get more love than Helen of Troy 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new 

MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

Cali's my home, baby, West Coast boy 

I get more love than Helen of Troy 

Straight outta Stockholm, laptop rap 

American iconoclast, alien boom-bap 

I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new 

MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew