Stat-60 Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

9 o'clock class feels like five 

Asleep at three, so sleep deprived 

Stat-60 satisfies 2C 

The math GER, not the one for me 

The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English 

The sum of squares? I don't need this 

But I'm positive, studying hard 

Gotta pass this, no holds barred 

But essay due last Thursday, man 

Moby Dick, I understand 

Up 'till five in the library 

Meyer Lair, kind of scary 

Asleep at eight, then up at ten 

Missed the lecture, can't pretend 

I get the null hypothesis 

On Tuesday's test, I was dissed 

Got Stat-60 on my mind 

In my notes and in my rhymes 

Chi-squared values all the time 

Easy quarter? Not this time 

Why'd you have to go 

And make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? 

Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated 

But you taught this 

You get involved in radio 

Work really hard, get your own show 

But whoops, you slip and play a track 

Uncensored as matter of fact 

The FCC gets on your back 

The station manager says it's whack 

The probability that you'll lose your show 

On 90.1 [unverified] 1.0 

Let's say that you're late for class 

Racing down, peddling fast 

You live in A, class is at B 

Integrate time and velocity 

The probability that you'll crash your bike 

In White Plaza on the way to Psych 

Point 34 on your cell phone 

Point 85 if you hit a cone 

Got Stat-60 on my mind 

In my notes and in my rhymes 

Chi-squared values all the time 

Easy quarter? Not this time 

Let's say you meet this hot sophomore 

She likes you, you can't ignore 

X the months that you date 

P the probability that it's great 

You break up but you still kiss 

You're not discrete, it's continuous 

Late night hook ups nebulous 

Thin line friendship no big fuss 

Weekly sessions on the phone 

Made the right choice, you're on your own 

Good to be single all alone 

Degrees of freedom you can't clone 

But calculate E of X 

You're at a party, you see your ex 

The probability that your heart breaks in 2 

She's with someone new and it's not you 

Got Stat-60 on my mind 

In my notes and in my rhymes 

Chi-squared values all the time 

Easy quarter? Not this time 

S T A T 60, baby 

S T A T 60, baby 

S T A T 60, baby 

S T A T 60 

I'm going to pass this class, so you know