Rapgirl Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

The following is an entirely fictional account 

Any similarities between people living or dead 

Is entirely coincidental 

Just kidding 

She fell from the sky 

On a black October night 

She wrote these funny songs 

And everyone was tight 

She asked me for advice 

On jump starting her career 

But I'm staring in her eyes 

And she's talking in my ear 

Suburban rap queen 

I wrote this song for you 

Suburban rap queen 

What's a MC to do? 

Suburban rap queen 

Every Biggie needs a Kim 

Suburban rap queen 

Sometimes you lose sometimes you win 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Listen) 

I like you a lot, you've got what it takes 

To rock that Lars emo spot 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

Check it 

Now tell me what to do 

When the playback is too quiet 

And the song's already through? 

This is called a break beat 

It's the musical element hip-hop 

Was founded upon back in 1969 

Now that's educational 

She fell from the sky with a superhero icon 

We battled in the studio like, Hey, yo is this mic on? 

I went down for the count, she went up on the beat 

I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet 

She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park 

I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark 

The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back 

So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Listen) 

I like you a lot 

You've got what it takes 

To rock that Lars emo spot 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Yo) 

Now tell me what to do 

When the playback is too quiet 

And the song's already through 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Look) 

I like you a lot 

You've got what it takes 

To rock that Lars emo spot 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Yo) 

Now tell me what to do 

When the playback is too quiet 

And the song's already through 

Because girls are so confusing 

And I guess they'll always be 

I should become a monk 

Resigned to celibacy 

Then I'd never have to worry 

About what a hug might mean 

See these girls who want to be your friend 

May be just what they seem 

We had burritos in your dorm 

And talked about Dizzy Rascal 

We wrote a song together 

And recorded it and that's all 

Romantic love 

Is fear, of waking up alone 

In Red Wood City with platonic 

Voice mail on your phone 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Listen) 

I like you a lot 

(Yo) 

You've got what it takes 

To rock that Lars emo spot 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Hey) 

Now tell me what to do 

(What?) 

When the playback is too quiet 

And the song's already through 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Look) 

I like you a lot 

(Right) 

You've got what it takes 

To rock that Lars emo spot 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Yo) 

Now tell me what to do 

(When) 

When the playback is too quiet 

And the song's already through 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Rapgirl, rapgirl) 

Suburban rap queen 

I wrote this song for you 

Rapgirl, rapgirl 

(Rapgirl, rapgirl) 

Suburban rap queen 

What's an MC to do?