Rapbeth (foul Is Fair) Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done 

His constant sadness is no fun 

The comic relief's the best part 

Fans just can't wait for it to start 

The pain inside Macbeth is clear 

It seems to bring a heavy tear 

The story's tragic, most the time 

Who needs free verse when you've got rhymes? 

What's hip from Macbeth, you say? 

Comic relief, on any day 

And so we'll take the funny parts 

And understand just where they start 

We'll take the rhymes that stick out most 

And loop them twice 

(So not to boast) 

We've got this sound for MTV 

We introduce the Witches Three 

Thrice the A-flat chord has rung 

Thrice, and once the symbol chimed 

Producer cries, "Tis time, 'tis time" 

Producer cries, "Tis time, 'tis time" 

Round about the record goes 

Into which our lyrics go 

Bass line which did like 

(We not) 

Did not go into our pot 

Double, double, toil and trouble 

Fire burn and cauldron bubble 

Fair is foul and foul is fair 

We must warn you, Macbeth, beware 

I never wanted to be a witch 

Casting spells gives me an itch 

I'm allergic to my cat 

And this black robe makes me look fat 

Bringing apparitions is 

Not really the type of bis 

I want to be in for good 

I would quit, if I could 

But saying that, "I'm out of here" 

Is not something that people hear 

So we're stuck here for a few more years 

Never mind Hectate's jeers 

Double, double, toil and trouble 

Fire burn and cauldron bubble 

Fair is foul and foul is fair 

We must warn you, Macbeth, beware 

Don't tell me what you want 

(Want you, really really want) 

Macbeth, if you want to get ahead 

Try to stay away form murder 

And be happy with your power 

If you want to get to act six keeping your head 

We know that power is bad 

When it makes all of your 

Loved ones sad 

(So sad) 

We guess Malcolm won't be too glad 

When he sees what you did to his dad 

Double, double, toil and trouble 

Fire burn and cauldron bubble 

Fair is foul and foul is fair 

We must warn you, Macbeth, beware 

If it were done when 'tis done 

Then 'twere well, if were done quickly 

And so now I ponder about killing 

This guy and inheriting even more power 

And so, if I do do these evil deeds 

I will probably suffer 

Horribly, as we all know the 

Importance of karma 

And power corrupts, obviously 

So I am determined, I guess 

To stay away from slaying Duncan 

And stick to living a peaceful life 

But wait, is this a dagger which I see before me 

The handle toward my hand? 

Come, let me clutch thee 

And in doing so, I will kill Duncan 

My strange and self-abuse 

Is the initiate fear that wants hard use 

We are yet but young in deed 

We are yet but young in deed 

Double, double, toil and trouble 

Fire burn and cauldron bubble 

Fair is foul and foul is fair 

We must warn you, Macbeth, beware 

The moral of this story is 

Lighten up and try to give 

A new perspective to your life 

It's not all darkness pain and strife 

Don't caught up in superstition 

Or swallowed by old tradition 

Thesbians would be completer 

Shouting, "Macbeth" in the theater