21 Concepts Lyrics - Singles - Mc Lars Horris

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried 

To run for governor before he died 

He lived in California but traveled worldwide 

It was a big huge hit, just kidding I lied 

There's the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base 

But kept it off the album in the interest of taste 

'Cheyenne Rock City', a song about touring 

But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring 

As for the Churchill song, give me a break 

How many songs about England could my listeners take? 

There was a track about women and the drama they bring 

'Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things' 

Remember 'Geeked Out'? You don't but I do 

'The geek shall inherit the Earth', it's true 

I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks 

But if I wanted biased news, I would have just watched Fox 

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son 

I've got a list of songs here, I once thought were the bomb 

But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong 

'Las Vegas Invasion' was a sci-fi track 

About aliens addicted to playing blackjack 

I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick 

But got a bad review in Ranger Rick 

I didn't want to get lynched or punched in mouth 

So I didn't do that song making fun of the South 

I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack 

Called 'College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat' 

There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut 

But the mash-up thing was so 2002 

I did an anti-Bush track and then I did five more 

But 'Rock Against Bush' was so 2004 

I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong? 

I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong 

It went um goy, neh ho ma? Nehih sik ying mun ma? 

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son 

I've got CD-R of tracks, I once thought would be tight 

But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night 

Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot 

Write a dental hygiene jam that says, brush a lot 

Write a Bill O'Reilly track that says hush a lot 

No, I'm not a player I like Rush a lot 

I've got 21 concepts but a single ain't one 

If you're still referencing Jay-Z I feel bad for you, son 

So what's the secret to hip hop, jazz, blues and rock? 

Step one, get out a pad and kill your writer's block, start 

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you, son 

I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb 

But when I laid them down in ProTools they all came out wrong