Toothpick Spliffs Lyrics - Mc Chris

I don't smoke blunts Cause I'm frugal with my dookie 

I hock a loogie, spit it out then hit the hoochies 

I'm on bud like Hux. comma Rudy 

it's my duty to get loopy on the Buddha like it's booty 

I smoke fields I cold cock crops 

I smoke peels smoke Robe cough drops 

I smoke if it's green I smoke Monopoly homes 

It spices up my life when the monotony drones 

I smoke bags, smoke bails, smoke 'till I see trails 

Only time I put it down Is when I see a female 

Just a minor detail that'll usually pass 

I'll hit that ass, hit that glass packed tight with the grass 

I smoke Greedo I smoke Kermit 

I smoke the weed 'Til it makes me vermit 

I vote third party That's code for get high 

Now come on pass the Yoshi To the left hand side 

Smokey doesn't like me Cause I burn up his trees 

I smoke more sesame seeds than I was Mayor McCheese 

I'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief 

Pass the marijuana Hit it, hold in, release 

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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly 

Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly 

Fuck Tennessee, I'm Chumley getting chilly 

mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly 

I'll scrape your bong steal roaches from your ashtray 

I'll rent nice dreams I'll rent Half Baked 

I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes because they taste great 

Only leads to cat nap doesn't lead to date rape 

Light the incense turn on the black light 

Steady stressin' let's get stoned like stalactites 

Break it out, break it up Pack it the bag pipes 

I hit that apple And I ended up at Applebee's 

Went to Wendy's, went to Denny's, went to Mickey D's 

I went to Crystal, went to Castle, went where I pleased 

Ate more meat and cheese than Mr. Dom Deluise 

I slept all day and I got nothing accomplished 

Just being honest I get paranoid and nauseous 

I get obnoxious It's not comin' at a constant 

It's a pipe not a pulpit, pass it on Or get accosted 

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Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly 

Fucked up like it's whisky and I'm fuckin' punkabilly 

Fuck Tennessee, I'm Chumley getting chilly 

mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly