Robot Dog Lyrics - Mc Chris

I got an allergy for every pedigree 

So I got myself a robot that's Japanese 

But yo, he's hard to please he's always gotta pee 

But he never sips a drip this chip is playin' me 

The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see 

He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams 

He plays the ho's instead of playing fetch with me 

He sniffs the toes of Tiffany and Stefanie 

That brings up Emily she was my latest squeeze 

Robot dog stole that girl right out from under me 

Sometimes I wonder why I supply the energy 

To my mortal enemy that should be a best friend to me 

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel 

Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table 

Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal 

I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle 

Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off 

I said robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off 

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He never pays the rent he kicks me out of bed 

I'm the pissed submissive he's the fuckin' dominance 

And it's been really tense I'm feigning impotence 

I got a robot dog and haven't gotten any since 

All my pals are fuckin' melancholy malcontents 

From Malcolm In The Middle To Malcolm X 

He eats fillet Mignon I'm eating fuckin' Alphabits 

And the motherfucker just left me The consonants 

I hold his leash while he gets all the compliments 

He gets more attention than a one eyed elephant 

He's in the club I'm in my car out of my element 

In a Honda Element feeling irrelelvent 

But it's on like it's Vaughn comma Vince 

I wanna be gone like I'm Jon Favreau havin' a fit 

He's surrounded by chicks rubbing their D cup tits 

I flip the toilet lid Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids 

Photos 

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel 

Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table 

Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal 

I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle 

Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off 

I said Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker, say turn him off