Mc Chris Ownz Lyrics - Mc Chris

And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else. 

In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look with any 

computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself. 

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes 

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes 

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I spell word with a three Name's MC 

Other rappers flow weak like window unit AC's 

Latinas on my penis Japanese on they knees 

I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen 

I got bling up in ying a plethora of Porsches 

I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless 

Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex 

Leave horse heads on doorsteps my mic checks cost Corvettes 

The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor 

The barkeep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's 

Weak MC's decompose cause they know I can flow 

Like Wessel comma Zam through corruscant corridors 

Humidors filled with stoges filled with dro 

Like 9-0-2-1-0 was filled with the word bro 

Fuck the lexicon of octagons I'm all about go 

These amateurs got catheters I'm all about pros, bout pros 

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MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes 

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes 

I'm lit like a branch Davidian 

Or what's left of the lithium In Cobain's cranium 

I fill Wembley Stadium 

Once bitten, twice shy call it pyromania 

When I roll up in Kashyyyk I roll three Jedi's deep 

The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vest's underneath 

There's no need to believe In the heat that I keep 

The swears that I *bleep* or the heiresses I freak 

It's embarrassing to me I'm like kerosene it seems 

Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes 

Blowin' up, makin' cream I am just like Howard Dean 

When I scream I get red, I get mean 

Can't believe you be buying what I be shucking and jiving 

Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins 

I am just cartoon making rapper you think that I'm lying 

Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion 

My self aggrandizing and deprecation Keeps 'em guessing 

Call my Venus flytrap cause my DJ's Howard Hessman 

Word 'em up, yo word 'em up, yo 

I just let the rap game out of a choke hold 

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes 

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show 

But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime 

I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes