I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore Lyrics - Maurice Chevalier

Poor boy! Poor boy! 

Down-hearted and depressed and in a spin 

Poor boy! Poor boy! 

Oh, youth can really do a fellow in! 

How lovely to sit here in the shade 

With none of the woes of man and maid 

I'm glad I'm not young anymore 

The rivals that don't exist at all 

The feeling you're only two feet tall 

I'm glad that I'm not young anymore 

No more confusion 

No morning-after surprise 

No self-delusion 

That when you're telling those lies 

She isn't wise 

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And even if love comes through the door 

The chance that goes on forevermore 

Forevermore is shorter than before 

Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore 

The tiny remark that tortures you 

The fear that your friends won't like her too 

I'm glad I'm not young anymore 

The longing to end the stale affair 

Until you find out she doesn't care 

I'm glad that I'm not young anymore 

No more frustration 

No star-crossed lover am I 

No aggravation 

Just one reluctant reply 

"Lady, goodbye!" 

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The Fountain of Youth is dull as paint 

Methuselah is my patron saint 

I've never been so comfortable before 

Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore