Greatest Comedian Lyrics - Matt Maltese

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store 

You're the highest quality hardwood door 

You're the final wartime piece of bread 

You once told me that you hate the shaven head 

I want you so 

And God must be the greatest comedian I know 

To put you so far away 

He put you so far away 

There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere 

There are juveniles with the blondest hair 

There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash 

There are people like me - the whitest trash 

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I want you so 

And God must be the greatest comedian I know 

To put you so far away 

He put you so far away 

I have heard 

That Jesus was a very handsome girl 

If she were 

I'd bet she'd look something like you now 

I have heard 

That some people feel the Earth is flat 

But if it were 

How come I don't see you anywhere 

How come I don't see you any... 

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I want you so 

And God must be the greatest comedian I know 

To put you so far away 

He put you so far away 

I want you so 

And God must be the greatest comedian I know 

To put you so far away 

He put you so far away