Bruce Lyrics - Matilda The Musical London Cast Recording - Matilda London Cast

KIDS 

A single slice 

Or even two, Bruce, 

Might have been nice 

But even you, Bruce, 

Have to admit 

Between you and it 

There's not a lot of difference in size. 

He can't! 

He can! 

Bruce! 

He surely can't! 

He surely can! 

You are the man, Bruce! 

He might explode! 

He's quite elastic. 

He's going to blow! Make him stop! 

He's fantastic! Look at him go! 

I can't watch! 

I think in effect 

This must confirm, Bruce, 

What we all suspected - 

You have a worm, Bruce, 

Or maybe your largeness 

Is a bit like a TARDIS, 

Considerably roomier inside. 

He can't! 

He can! 

Bruce! 

He surely can't! 

He surely can! 

You are the man, Bruce! 

B-R-O-O-C-E 

Bruce, 

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use. 

You produce, Bruce, 

Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice! Oh... 

Eat it up! Lick it up! Suck it up! 

Whatever you do, don't chuck it up and muck it up! 

Come on Bruce, be our hero, 

Cover yourself in chocolate glory! 

Bruce! 

You'll never again be subject to abuse 

For your immense caboose, 

She'll call a truce, Bruce 

With every swallow you are 

Tightening the noose. 

We never thought it was possible 

But here it is coming true: 

We can have our cake and eat it tooce. 

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use, 

No excuse, Bruce, 

Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose. 

Oh, stuff it in! 

You're almost finished! 

You'll fit it in! 

Whatever you do, just don't give in! 

Don't let her win! 

Come on Bruce, be our hero, 

Cover yourself in chocolate glory! 

MATILDA 

Go on, Bruce. Do it! 

KIDS 

Oh Bruce! 

You'll never again be subject to abuse 

For your immense caboose. 

She'll call a truce, Bruce. 

Just one more bite and you'll have 

Completely cooked her goose. 

We never thought it was possible 

But here it is coming true: 

We can have our cake and eat it... 

ahh ahh ahh ahh... 

MISS HONEY 

Go on, Brucey!