How To Be A Playa Lyrics - Master P

[Master P] 

Ya see, wenches be messy like Marvin 

My homies be ballin, pimp tricks eryday, from L.A. to the Bay 

to New Orleans, the original big baby, like Big Mike 

Don't make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big Ike 

UHHHH, pimp shit, Cadillac with the vogues 

Hoes got no souls that be for flare without ya coat 

Star sixty-nine could get you whipped, uhh 

Momma told you never mess with a, Southern bitch 

I got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy, he said 

"Keep your fo' inches in your candy painted Caddy 

Keep your cattle, all in one stable 

If a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her" 

Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemy 

Ain't no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meat 

Then we, be tradin women like Eddie Murphy Tradin Places 

I got, baitches cleanin my house shinin my gold, doin my shoelaces 

I got, wenches runnin errands goin to stores 

dressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothes 

Stayin in the same house, bangin en on the same couch 

Real G's in dime hats, know what, I'm talkin about 

Uhh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty kat 

I mean if you bout it bout it, give her some change, then take it back 

Chorus: Fiend, Silkk 

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How to be a playa main 

You gots to be a playa mahn 

(repeat 8X) 

[Silkk the Shocker] 

You gots to be a playa, but rule number one 

in the how's to be a playa never profess to nuttin what ya done 

Believe me, or should I say, believe in I spittin 

See me talkin to a trick, ask me then I hit em 

You never can give em no slack, cause you gots to be in it to win 

Be safe and grab her hand, slap dem, cause they'll try the shit again 

It's give in to they demands and that's a simp thang 

But to get them and they friends, now that's a pimp thang (pimp thang) 

You wanna learn som'in? Well take a picture of this G 

Look in the dictionary, under player, you'll find a picture of me 

Uhh, cause I don't sleep, and players can't cause we ballin 

We can't be trippin, cause a player's pimp can't be fallin 

I leave em with the hurt like B.B. cryin like CeCe Winan 

recline and watch TV, game feel like a CD 

Nigga make appointment when they see me, don't call back often they beep me 

Gotta be a G (how you get the drawers) get the drawers off, easy, look 

Silkk the Shocker fool, nigga I pimps and roll 

(What you ride?) Cadillacs and vogues, uhh 

Photos 

*chorus* 

[Fiend] 

See I'm bout to smack me a bitch, cause all my money in here 

Told em clear, for me to slid arrear, gotta pay for the year 

What I look like a simp? Girl I'm a No Limit pimp 

Got the ones you least expect supportin me for the length 

I pass crunch like blunts, treat your man good like a wench 

High hoe on the ranch, I spray and smell dogs by the branch 

Keep a broad doin splits, next gon' be doin the clit 

One girl gone so bad, want me to Western Union some dick 

Put em on corners and curbs, breakin new ones outta nerd 

Bringin daddy Fiend the money, while all I do is choke herb 

I spank em and thank em, leave em swollen and kiss em bye 

And just think, cause them extra them knowin my fist size 

*dialogue* 

*chorus*