The New Kid Lyrics - Mary-kate And Ashley Olsen

There once was kid 

Who moved to the block 

From down around the bend 

He was a lonely new kid 

And the new kid needed a friend 

One day a boy on a bike rode by 

The new kid waved and shouted 

"Hi! 

Hi! I'm the new kid 

Would you be my friend?" 

But...the boy on the bike said 

"No indeed! 

I've got all the friends I need! 

However...I know a girl in gold 

Who's very friendly, I'm told" 

So, off they set on a little hike 

The new kid and the boy on the bike 

To find a friend for the new kid 

'Cause the new kid needed a friend! 

When they came to the girl in gold 

The new kid tried to be very bold 

"Hi! I'm the new kid 

Would you be my friend?" 

But...the girl in gold said "Eeww,eeww 

I hate boys and that means you!...etc. 

However...I know a tiny tyke 

You would be someone she'd like" 

So, the girl in gold and the boy on the bike 

And the new kid all set off on a hike 

To find a friend for the new kid 

'Cause the new kid needed a friend! 

They found the tyke sitting in her crib 

Dribbling Gerbers down her bib 

"Hi! I'm the new kid 

Would you be my friend?" 

But...they ting tyke said "Waa, waa! 

Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!...etc. 

I know a dopey dog 

He'd make friends with a log!" 

So the tiny tyke and the girl in gold 

And the boy on the bike and the new kid 

All set off on a hike 

To find a friend for the new kid 

'Cause the new kid needed a friend! 

To find the dog was not too hard 

He was burying bones in a neighbor's yard 

"Hi! I'm the new kid 

Would you be my friend?" 

But...the dopey dog said "Ruff, ruff! 

Rauaaughf, ruf! ruf! ruf!"...etc 

And so the new kid hung his head 

And very sadly said, 

"If I can't make friends with a friendly pup 

I might as well give up!" 

Weeks went by and his birthday came 

And he still didn't have a friend to his name 

When school was over home he trudged 

And he started to cry and his face got smudged 

And he opened the door.. 

And he rubbed his eyes... 

And he heard a roar..."SURPRISE!" 

Happy birthday new kid 

From all your very new friends! 

From the dopey dog and the tiny tyke 

And the girl in gold and the boy on the bike 

Now, every one of them was his friend 

Things take time... 

The end!