Show And Tell Lyrics - Mary-kate And Ashley Olsen

Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it. 

Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning? 

Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick. 

Mary-Kate: How come? 

Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure. 

It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day 

I'll sit down in the circle 

and Miss Cunningham will say... 

"Who's brought something special, 

who would like to share?" 

I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there! 

Show and Tell, I just can't take it 

Show and Tell, I'll never make it 

Everybody brings such interesting things 

But not me 

Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it! 

Show and Tell, I've always stunk at 

Finding something cool 

To show the other kids at school 

Like Jennifer brought a sea shell 

Jessica showed her snake 

Justin brought his new little brother 

A real live baby, give me a break! 

Nicholas had a fossil 

And Natalie had a skull 

I looked on my shelf and said to myself 

"Dull, dull, dull!" 

Show and Tell, the others love it 

He gets hives, just thinking of it 

Anything I choose 

Is sure to be a total snooze 

Once I brought a marble, 

A really pretty marble 

The kids said "Look...a marble..." 

I thought I was gonna die 

A Show and Tell day victim 

But Mondays, now, I've licked them 

I stand on two feet and tell a complete 

Lie, lie, lie! 

Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine! 

Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine! 

Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell 

Today? Ahh gee! 

Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine! 

Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine! 

Had it in my hand-I just don't 

understand, where did it go? 

Show and Tell-has lit a fire 

In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know 

it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really! 

Show and Tell-my brother ate it! 

Show and Tell-my dog peed on it? 

Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it 

and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe 

and my mother said 

"Drop that thing before it kills you" 

Honest! 

Show and Tell