The Retail Girl Lyrics - Math And Other Problems - Marvelous 3

Walk through the Highlands with a pit bull terrier 

Inhaling coffee with a 40 dollar pedicure 

Outside I swear I smell a crazy couture line of clothes 

With all these mirrors God I feel so vain I have to pose 

The smell, Chanel, touched my nose and then I hit the floor 

She said I only got this jacket in a 44 

I can't afford to buy it anyway but that's okay 

Just let me know your schedule, I'll check back here everyday 

And I'm 

For the girl behind the counter 

And I'm the guy behind the guy 

I'm the king of all composure before the retail girl 

The retail girl passes by 

She saw me with another girl the other day 

I saw her with another girl, but that's okay 

It's all crazy like that 

It's all crazy like that 

And when she passes by she makes me feel so all alone 

She makes me cry 'cuz she doesn't work the days I'm home 

She makes me buy the things that don't even fit me 

She makes me wonder why I never wear enough cologne 

And I'm 

For the girl behind the counter 

And I'm the guy behind the guy 

I'm the king of all composure before the retail girl 

The retail girl passes by 

For the girl behind the counter 

And I'm the guy behind the guy 

I'm the king of all composure before the retail girl 

The retail girl passes by 

She makes me cry 

She makes me drive 

She wonders why