Running Just To Catch Myself Lyrics - Stories & Songs - Mark Schultz

I am driving 

I am late for work 

Spilling coffee 

Down my whitest shirt 

While I'm flossing 

And I'm changing lanes 

Oh Yeah 

Now I'm driving 

Through the parking lot 

Doing eighty 

Hey what the heck why not 

Watch it lady 

'Cause your in my spot 

Once again 

It's early to work 

And here's a surprise 

I got a McMuffin for just 99 cents today 

I think they ran a special 

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I can't stand still 

Can I get a witness 

Can you hear me 

Anybody, anybody 

I think I am running just to catch myself 

Maybe someday I could fly away 

Go to Key Largo or Montego Bay 

Sport my speedo,maybe grab a tan 

A dream vacation, wild elation 

Now I'm running 

Straight into my boss 

And he's angry 

Oh and he calls me Ross 

Which is funny 

'Cause that ain't my name 

And that's lame 

I'm still running 

Running very late 

For a meeting 

Wait, that was yesterday 

Guess I'm early for the one next week 

Oh how sweet 

I get on the ladder 

I corporately climb 

I wave at my life as it passes me by every day 

My name's not Ross 

CHORUS