Record Collection Lyrics - Record Collection - Mark Ronson

I take too long 

To answer telephones 

I take too long to type my name 

And record messages 

But my handwriting is excellent 

In fact it's second to none, none 

I just got in 

From somewhere really good 

They offered me the part of Bono 

And a speaking role 

With all the merchandise 

And sunglasses 

I could ever need, need 

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I drive round cities in a chariot 

I get preferential treatment 

At the Marriott but if the truth be told 

I'm naked under all those clothes 

I tell you what is on my mind 

I only want to be 

In your record collection 

I only want to be 

In your record collection 

And I'll do anything it takes 

Just to get there 

My brain is buzzing 

And the room is strange 

Like the scene in trading places 

At the stock exchange 

I made a million overnight in '87 

Now I'm living in my 

Parking space, parking space 

Photos 

My teeth are bright 

And my hair is clean 

I wear Paco Rabanne 

Like I was Charlie Sheen 

But in the rain we all look wet 

And in the snow we all look cold 

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Disgusted by all the flashness 

I think I'm a don 

They think I'm an actor 

But I catch this 

My two needs 

Are pillow and a mattress 

Once I can fill up the space 

With a famous actress 

Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set 

I pull spikey with the green 

Like a cactus 

Show off, ego's high 

You can't match this 

Chauvinistic Pig 

Money Man tactics 

I'm not as clever 

As I thought I was 

It got pointed out to me 

As I was tying the knot 

And all I want to know is 

How I got so far down, down 

I'm not as lucky 

As I thought I was 

My luck ran out the other day 

As I was crossing the road 

Who would have thought 

A truck like that 

Could have caused so much... 

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