That's The Way You Make An Ex Lyrics - Mark Chesnutt

I never claimed to know everything 

I ain't got no PHD 

But boys listen up when it comes to love 

You can learn a thing or two from me 

I'm no expert on making love work 

I really can't tell you a lot 

I don't know how to keep a woman around 

But I sure know how to run one off 

So listen to my words of no wisdom 

There's no secret to my lack of success 

Once she draws the line just cross it one time 

That's the way you make an ex 

I never could spell misery too well 

But I know it ends with a "Y" 

Why did I do what I did when I knew 

She'd get her half and half of what's mine 

Takes more than luck to really mess up 

It don't just happen this way 

It took sacrifice and all my ex-wives 

To get me where I am today 

So listen to my words of no wisdom 

There's no secret to my lack of success 

Once she draws the line just cross it one time 

That's the way you make an ex