Neither Did I Lyrics - Mark Chesnutt

boys did you know a woman likes to take long walks 

wants ya hanging on every word while she talks 

have feelings and flowers and meanings of things 

now I'm flunking all the quizzes in her magazines 

seems that drinking here every friday nite 

is an immature, monumental waste of time 

did ya know she's finally had enough of me 

and all of y'all are the reason why 

neither did I 

It's all news to me 

I didn't have a clue 

hey, pass me that beer 

help me think this through 

boys did you know if she kicks you out 

she can clean out your savings with the click of a mouse 

did you know there's a room in the back of this bar 

with a couch where you can crash for the night 

neither did I 

boys did you know a ceramic vase 

will bounce off the wall and not even break 

and one of them plug it in kitchen knives 

can saw 4 fishing rods in the blink of an eye 

and 3 short seconds in a microwave 

makes damn sure your Haggard cd never plays 

Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress 

Cut to there man, justice ain't blind 

neither did I 

It's all news to me 

I didn't have a clue 

hey, pass me that beer 

help me think this thing through 

boys did you know if she kicks you out 

she can clean out your savings with the click of a mouse 

did you know there's a room in the back of this bar 

with a couch where you can crash for the night 

neither did I