A Fine Romance Lyrics - Great American Legends: Marilyn Monroe - Marilyn Monroe

A fine romance, my good fellow 

You take romance, I'll take Jello 

You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean 

At least they flap their fins to express emotion 

A fine romance, with no quarrels 

With no insults and all morals 

I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants 

I never get the chance, this, is a fine romance! 

A fine romance, with no kisses 

A fine romance, my friend, this is 

To love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has 

We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has 

A fine romance, with no clinches 

A fine romances, with no pinches 

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! 

I haven't got a chance, My hearts not made of plastic, 

You're the reason I'm sarcastic! 

'Cause this is a fine, a fine romance.