Telephone Lyrics - Birth Of The Anti-christ - Marilyn Manson

Another night of too much cough syrup 

I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone 

I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes 

and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty 

Again the ringing 

Slowly I bustle out of bed 

The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts 

Like a bothersome guest 

Again the ringing 

Carefully I abscond to the bathroom 

As to not display my manhood to others 

There I make the perfunctory morning faces 

Which always seem to precede my daily contribution 

To the once-blue toilet water 

That I always enjoy making green 

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Again the ringing 

I shake twice like most others 

and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain 

Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs 

I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily, 

Stumble into the den 

Where my father smokes his guitars 

I mean cigars 

In his easy chair 

I know all about easy chairs 

and then I sing a song for my friends 

Jesus is my boyfriend 

Jesus is my boyfriend 

You can't have him 

Because jesus is my boyfriend 

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Ringing ringing 

Dang it goddamn motherf**king son-of-a-bitch is ringing 

I walk into the kitchen and I 

Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard 

Since it keeps ringing I know it's her 

and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me 

We are the world, we are the children 

We are the ones who make a darker day 

So let's start killing 

There's a choice you're making 

We're sparing our own lives 

It's true we'll make a darker day 

Just you and me