Moronica (acoustic Version) Lyrics - Mansun

2 foot long and your neck keeps growing 

10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 

25 grand and you work 3 hours 

15 girls through a hole in your trousers 

Bigger, better, faster, more 

You're much more cooler than you were before 

Bigger, better, cooler than me 

You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea 

For so long 

For so long 

I've been asking you please 

Please Moronica stay 

For so long 

For so long 

I've been telling you please 

Please Moronica haze 

For so long 

For so long 

You've listened to me 

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin 

You've had more spinsters than Rumpelstiltskin 

You think you're cooler than all the Roses 

Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses 

How could you forget your faith 

How could you forget your faith 

I've been telling you so long 

Please don't go, in my face 

This will be the place 

You've got more halos than Simon Templar 

You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer 

Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's 

Your face is covered in cheap mascara 

2 foot long and your neck keep growing 

10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 

25 grand and you work 3 hours 

15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah