Just Swingin' Lyrics - Singles - Maestro Fresh Wes

Intro [maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc} 

Ahh yes 

Swinging along, just swinging ahh yeah 

Me and my main man ebony mc {right about now} 

Just swinging along {we just swinging along} 

Ah yeah, special shout out {bust it} 

[maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc} (both) 

We rock the mic {we rock the mic well} 

We rock the mic {we rock the mic} 

Well, we rock the mic and (we rock the mic well) 

(1) for the treble (2) for the bass 

Come on ebony mc help me rock the place 

{ebony mc} 

We be waiting, playing, anticipation 

The next new rhyme that I be creating 

For '89 I decided to fix, my rhymes 

To make them fresher, to cook under pressure 

To be on top and never be the lesser 

I'm the animal, uh the hunter 

To go getter of a guy 

I am the best of the west the beast of the east 

Some people call me lazy, but that's alright 

I like to lie around talk around, fun around 

Sleep, get comfortable and even relax 

'til my sleep meter reaches the ultimate max 

To live without my waterbed would be ? ? ? ? ? 

'til the party roles around my... 

[maestro] 

Well, I'll never be a peddler, never be a bagger 

I'm not jimmy walker, but I'm not a swarteneger 

You know I got the build of a regular man 

I'm not a j.j., but not no conan 

Just maestro, not second or third 

I eat at burger king 'cause I'm not herb 

And if your name happens to be herb 

Just say {i'm not the herb you're looking for, word} 

I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet fathers 

They all want me to marry their daughters 

It happens to me almost everyday 

A girl will take me to her crib and this is what she'll say 

'mom and dad this is wes' and I'll say hi 

Ma will pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pie 

Dad says 'i'm pleased to meet you, I'm mr. jones' 

'you the most decent chap janine's brought home' 

'would you like to have a beer? ' 

No thanks just juice 

'grandma woke up, we'll have to introduce' 

'oh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law' 

See what I mean they won't leave me alone 

I just wanted to jump in janine's pretty little bones 

Janine said 'grandma, this is wes' 

Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was deaf 

I said, hi my name is wes, 'did you say fresh? ' 

That's right fresh wes, I drank the juice and I left 

{ebony mc} 

Well I was walking downtown and I saw this whore 

She had a body like a two by four 

She came on over, asked for my number 

I said, no ho, all you want is my lumber 

No, no baby I won't be doing that 

You won't see me stroking no street corner cat 

'cause I'm an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funky 

My beats and rhymes rocked humpty dumpty 

Mcs want to thump me, girls want to jump me 

My face is smooth and never ever lumpy 

(*laughter*) 

[m] that was good, that was good 

{e} yo, wes drop that snow white story man 

Go ahead, drop it 

[maestro] 

Check it out 

I remember a story, when I was small 

About snow white and the seven dwarves 

Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be true 

If I was one of them I knew exactly what I'd do {what, what? } 

The story that was told was totally wack 

Snow white was a freak and the dwarves were black 

She lived in a house, you could probably figure 

What she be doing with a bunch of horny niggas 

Doc, dopey, grumpy, sneezy 

Come one, come on, come on she was sleazy 

Happy, sleepy and my brother bashful 

Made sure snow white got her mouthful 

{ebony mc} 

Well I'm the cutest looking guy, I like to say 

Conceded you call me, but that's okay 

I've often thought about posing for ceterfolds 

The girl designed me and they broke the mold 

Part of the creation, what can I say 

They even made up an ebony playmate 

You know I always keep the body looking fine 

The dimple, the smile, nothing out of line 

No dirt in the dimples, I keep the face neat 

No sugar in the body, I eat the shredded wheat 

I use the eye drops to keep the eyes clean 

Hair so fine I use ultra-sheen 

The buttock firm, the girls enjoy that 

No need for exercise I don't collect fat 

The feet are large and the jewels look great 

You could try to change but you're late get laid 

Wish you were me but that could never be 

First of all your name is not ebony mc 

[maestro] 

Well, I'm not too big, not too small {average} 

Not too short, but I'm not that tall {5'9" 5'10"} 

I'm not a heavy guy and my head ain't bald 

As I drive the girls up the wall 

I had a girl and her name was judy 

Judy had a super dope big fat booty {big fat booty} 

Everything was cool and everything was okay 

Until I met this freak named shebon {shebon} the other day 

Shebon had a shape like an hourglass 

Real fine legs with ... {let's just pass} 

Although she looked young, she was an older girl 

Thick like judy with malaysian curl 

Judy had night school onec a week 

So that would be the night I'd rock that freak 

Well that night I went over to shebon's place 

And to the bedroom we quickly laid 

Then I rocked her, oh my, and took a rest 

I saw a picture of a child on her bedroom chest {easy} 

I took a good look and I felt so bad 

'cause it was a portrait of judy at her grade 8 grad 

Torn between two lovers {it's okay wes, it's okay} 

Feeling like a fool {don't cry man} 

I just fucked judy's mother, and judy's in night school 

Like keith I make the ladies sweat 

What yo learn about women, I'm trying to forget 

I wrote a love jam, now the girls are drooling 

I play like heavy d boy, (just coolin') 

Like laverte, I'm the love expert 

No time for casanova but I clock 'nuff skirts 

To be blousing, my rhyme arouses 

Like blue violets and red rouses 

{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well} 

{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well} 

{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well} 

We rock the mic and {we rock the mic well}