Mr. Apples Lyrics - Madness

A devout and well respected man 

Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan 

Square shouldered, straight as a die 

The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies 

But when that old sun go down 

He's heading off up the wrong side of town 

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow 

Trouser pockets he's ready to go 

Ooooooooooooh 

Calm down, Mr. Apples 

You're gonna do yourself in 

Tell us where you've been 

Head of the table at the Rotary club 

Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub 

Scout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital Punishment 

He wants to bring back the birch (of course, he does) 

Cause when that old sun go down 

Heading off under the wrong side of town 

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow 

Trouser pockets he's ready to go 

Ooooooooooooh 

Calm down, Mr. Apples 

You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in 

Oh tell us where you've been 

And ooooooooooooh 

Calm down, Mr. Apples 

You're gonna wear yourself out 

And what's it all about 

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow 

Trouser pockets he's ready to go 

Ooooooooooooh 

Calm down, Mr. Apples 

You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in 

Oh tell us where you've been 

Ooooooooooooh 

Calm down, Mr. Apples 

You're gonna wear yourself out 

And what's it all about 

Ooooooooooooh 

What's it all about 

Ooooooooooooh 

What's it all about 

You're gonna wear yourself out 

You're gonna wear yourself out