Inanity Over Christmas Lyrics - Madness

Hello, everyone out there. This is Carl and the rest of Madness 

We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer 

Please remember to keep a smile on your face 'till the New Year 

Hello, this is Woody. And we've got a little song for ya. Merry Christmas 

1, 2, 3, 4 

Hi ya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I'm going to play a bit of bass for you now. 

Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas 

Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking 

I play sax 

But also, I sing at the same time 

Baffling, eh? 

Well, it's jingling bells, it's Christmas time 

As Santa fetches his sack 

Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies 

To settle upon each and everyone's back 

Chimney sweeps take to the streets 

In the ongoing situation 

Pages freeze upon your pension book 

And up flies the flag of inflation 

But oh this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack 

On this coldest year since brr, up up up above a reindeer's back 

Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar 

Tea under the blue lagoons of Malta 

Wrap up warmer in Warsaw 

Cruise over the flats of Alaska 

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack 

On this coldest year since brr, up up up above a reindeer's back 

I hope you've enjoyed this song so far. 

This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away 

OK, lads, get closer together 

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack 

On this coldest year since brr, up up up above a reindeer's back 

OK, quiet everybody. You should come on here 

Er, hit me with those backing vocals, yeah 

Ooh 

Ooh 

"You'll never take me alive, copper" 

"Look, reindeer, don't be silly, just settle down" 

"I'm gonna get that coney to ma" 

"We've got you on six counts of disturbing the peace" 

"Shove it, copper, I'll stick a grapefruit in your face" 

"We're gonna keep singing " 

"You are so..You are so...out of a job! Now come on down here" 

"Nothings going to stop us singing, copper, even if I have gotta come down that chimney myself and Stick it in your face" 

"I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down here"" 

"We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation" 

"Do whatever you want to do. Do what you...fuck! That's it! 

"You stupid flatfoot, you'll never take me alive. 

I'm on top of the world Ma 

Top of the world Ma-Ma?" 

Get those stickers on you know...Chris, quieten down over there, will you, I'm trying to get a Message across, you know 

I'm going to change the world overnight, yeah 

Thank you 

Thank you