Act My Age Lyrics - Switched On - Mad Child

Rappers talking shit, that's a slaughter call 

Slice his neck, blood flowing like a waterfall 

I'm a sexy fucking beast, hope your daughter's home 

I'm a modern gnome spitting out a lot of poems 

You want to hear the fucking best? 'Kay, you got it, holmes 

I don't like to sit and rot at home, watch this Rottie foam 

Foaming at the mouth, roaming through the South 

Kill it in the North, kill it in your house 

Doesn't really matter where I'm at - white tarantula 

My name is spreading all around, got a spatula? 

Little guy but my aura is gargantuan 

People stop in cars and tell me, "Mad Child, you're a champion" 

I say thank you very much, take a quick photo 

Don't like my shit? You can suck my fucking dick, dodo 

Said I rise like a phoenix 

Clean that fucking shit out of your ears, get a Kleenex 

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I'm happy to be back on stage 

I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

I'm just repping that I rap all day 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

Getting girls, I just laugh all day 

Making money, make this rap game pay 

Man, I'm happy to be back on stage 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

You? You're like Fozzie the Bear and you got bad habits 

Me? I'm Ozzy Osbourne in fuckin' Black Sabbath 

Little Monster, I'm a track savage 

Me and my team, we all break bread and crack cabbage 

Travel 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

More like little Alex with a little Ultraviolence 

Doing shows, I'm a real Rock-n-Rolla 

Hit the telly drunk and go for walks and talk to Lola 

Picking up these bitches that are half my age 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

Friends with all my enemies, walk among identi-thieves 

Borderline insanity and rapping is my remedy 

Mentally I'm battling myself, I need a sedative 

For real, this shit is like Alien versus Predator 

I'll eat these rappers like a fucking bag of Cheesies 

I'm colder than a bag of Freezies 

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I'm happy to be back on stage 

I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

I'm just repping that I rap all day 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

Getting girls, I just laugh all day 

Making money, make this rap game pay 

Man, I'm happy to be back on stage 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

Don't worry about my age. You should worry about my rage 

How I jump onto a stage like I just broke out a cage 

Fifteen years ago, crazy little rapping hobo 

Up shit's creek without a paddle in a plastic rowboat 

I'm venting with constant tension 

Beyond comprehension, a wanted henchman 

I'm an old creep giving you the heebie-jeebies 

Punk rock like it's '86 and I'm at CBGB's 

Slice your face with an X-Acto blade 

My friends are saying, "Time for you to act your age" 

Naw, that's ok. I just want to sit around and rap all day 

I just sit around and laugh all day, making racks off these tracks like it's crack cocaine 

I'm happy to be back on stage 

I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

I'm just repping that I rap all day 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age 

Getting girls, I just laugh all day 

Making money, make this rap game pay 

Man, I'm happy to be back on stage 

Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age