Let's Eat Lyrics - Unruly Mess - Macklemore

I woke up, threw some sweat pants on 

Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart 

And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a donut 

Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really hard 

Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan 

He lost thirty pounds on that paleo 

But fuck it man I love fried shit 

I was gonna get skinny for the summer 

I was gonna start doing my crunches 

But looking down at my stomach 

I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public 

My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke 

Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of nope 

I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon bons 

A large soda, and some tacos to go 

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I never knew what a carbohydrate was 

Turns out that it's all the snacks I love 

I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man 

With a really huge package 

I wanna be the 2015 Batman 

And send Ben Affleck packing 

If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner right 

You don't deserve to have that 

You better pass that to the homie Matt Damon 

He eat the booty like Pac Man 

You know I feel good about this place 

You know I feel good about this steak 

You know I feel good about this shake 

You know I feel good about these plates 

You know I feel good about this crepes 

You know I feel good about this cake 

You know I just love how it tastes 

I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no 

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Happy New Years 

Everybody got a resolution 

But the next day, we forget about it never do 'em 

I went to the gym and got a membership 

Five minutes on the treadmill and I never lift 

That was four years ago I should probably cancel this 

But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? 

But tomorrow though, I'mma get fit 

Get me a fuel band and a fit-bit 

Get me some workout shoes, and a bench press 

Some Lulu Lemons and a french press 

I'mma finally focus do some private yoga 

Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts 

Realign my posture, no time for sofas 

I'm finally sober no lime nas 

But again, that's tomorrow 

And today man I gotta go big cause it's my last day 

Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big 

I ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice 

I woke up and I felt like shit 

And I said, "you know what, man fuck it 

I should probably start on Monday instead" 

Motherfucker let's eat 

You know I feel good about this place 

You know I feel good about this steak 

You know I feel good about this shake 

You know I feel good about these plates 

You know I feel good about this crepes 

You know I feel good about this cake 

You know I just love how it tastes 

I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no