Castle Lyrics - The Heist [deluxe Edition] - Macklemore

Unicorns and wizard sleeves 

Hammer pants and make believe 

Pirate ships sailing off to sea 

Well you can party with me in my 

Castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle 

This is for the freaks and for my magicians 

Booty clap and lap dancing technicians 

Dance parties in the name of Great Britain 

And American girls who love the Detroit Piston 

Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod man (aww yeah!) 

Long wong-dong in a soft hand 

And a ping-pong pink schlong, let's all dance! 

From England to Stockholm 

I'm wearing a cape just like a poncho 

I got a cutey and I'm making a beat on her booty 

Like I was up on the roof beating up on a bongo 

I got a bottle of Martin at least I'm jumping in 

I love anybody that's kicking it in the plateau 

And the name was keep tripping, like I'm in a castle 

Fuck your condo! 

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Unicorns and wizard sleeves 

Hammer pants and make believe 

Pirate ships sailing off to sea 

Unicorns and wizard sleeves 

Hammer pants and make believe 

Pirate ships sailing off to sea 

Well you can party with me in my 

Castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle 

You like to party, I am a party-er 

You like to wander, I am a wanderer 

Your thighs are the closet to Narnia 

Is it cool if I go and get lost in that? 

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I'm the lion, the witch in the wardrobe 

Massaging my lap, I have a sore bone 

Of course cold on the dance floor 

Like an Eskimo's toes in the North Pole 

With those toes poking out of two holes 

In the Eskimo socks, I'm hot 

Like a cauldron from a warlock 

Wearing sweatpants in a sauna 

Who's your father? I'm not 

I'm motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here's my cock 

Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir 

Take a hit of the hooka, now make it drop 

Girl's booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross' 

Holy mother mountain of tender tendin' you get lost in 

Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom 

Make it wobble, wobbly-wobble 'till my third leg has to hobble 

You don't want to look back on this night 

And think I should have been freaking on a booty 

Freak-freaking on a booty 

Unicorns and wizard sleeves 

Hammer pants and make believe 

Pirate ships sailing off to sea 

Well you can party with me in my 

Castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle 

This might be the best night that we have ever had 

That-that we have ever had 

That-that we have ever had 

That-that we have ever had together 

Eh, motherfuckin eh 

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party 

In the night, in the middle of a party 

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night 

In the middle of a party 

Brought it home and threw it on the carpet 

Sit and kill a coyote, I'm starving 

Who wants to eat a coyote? 

Who wants to eat a coyote? 

Who wants to eat a coyote? 

Bring my bagpipe, I grab my flute 

Cause drunk King John is still the loo 

Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit 

With them Jay's, King, and Prince's pants 

And Raven has whatever says 

Unicorns and wizard sleeves 

Hammer pants and make believe 

Pirate ships sailing off to sea 

Well you can party with me in my 

Castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle