American Lyrics - The Unplanned Mixtape - Macklemore

How y'all doing there, folks? 

My name is Aberdeen Washington 

And I'm a proud American 

And a terrorist fighter 

That's right 

Hey get me another beer bitch 

Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town 

I'm a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel 

Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I'm a watch some football 

I pray to the lord the Cowboys win 

And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins 

Call up the boys 

Get drunk as shit 

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Goddamn right I'm an American 

That's right 

I'm American 

Got a picture of Regan above my fire 

Next to the deer I shot with my rifle 

N.R.A.? Hell yeah, I support 'em 

No pro choice 

No abortion 

Mexicans? send em back over the boarder 

Ride on home to Samoa 

wherever they come from 

Taking our jobs 

eating out hamburgers 

taking our jobs 

They're taking our jobs 

I see 'em in the fields 

I'm taking their heads off 

I hate my job 

Photos 

And I hate my boss 

But I love my country 

and I pray to God that the cowboys win 

FUCK YEAH ROMO! 

That the Cowboys win 

That's right, that's right, that's right, come on 

Everybody just clap your hands 

If you love our country 

If you love our land 

That's right 

And if you're not clapping your hands 

You're a terrorist 

And you eat sand... sandwiches 

The day Bin Laden comes to town 

I'm a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel 

Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I'm a watch some football 

And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win 

And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins 

Call up the boys, get drunk as shit 

Goddamn right, I'm American 

I'm Ameri-fuckin'-can 

John McCain and Sarah Palin 

I know you lost out there 

and it was a tough one 

But you're still two mavericks in my book 

Don't worry about it 

Now listen Palin 

I heard you like beer 

Me too 

and I don't have a six pack 

but I got a beer bong in my pants 

What do you say we go get shitfaced in a helicopter and kill a moose 

America 

The chosen 

Guns 

Explosions 

McDonalds 

bowling 

You don't like it 

we exploit ya 

Pop a pill 

Get a boner! 

Hell Yeah Tony Romo 

Man that guy's so damn cute I want to sack his boner and ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming 

...No homo... syke 

Hey I said no homo 

Hey... fuck terrorists 

I don't mean like f-, I don't want to fuck a terrorist 

Guys I'm kidding! 

I like Romo, I don't like Bromo 

I said fuck terrorists not I want to fuck a terrorist 

You wouldn't 

if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt? 

For America? 

If ya said "no homo" right after ya did it? 

It doesn't count if it's terrorists 

Hey little Aberdeen, come in here 

Yeah 

Hey come sing the national family anthem, come on 

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey 

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey 

That's right, I'm an American citizen 

Aberdeen Washington, this is my country 

And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election 

Does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way I do 

And I came to America yeah 

And I live in America c'mon 

And I live in America 

I do too, dad 

Let me get 'em 

And I live in America 

And I live in Ameri... 

Shut up, little Aberdeen shut the fuck up 

My bad 

Let me tell 'em 

That's right 

I'm American