Llamas Vs Big Ears Lyrics - Machine Gun Fellatio

This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help 

She had really big ears 

Not the kind you'd normally see 

When you're walking down the street 

Yeah she had really big ears 

Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own 

In the corner of the club 

I said 'Do you know Noddy?' 

Yeah she had really big ears 

That's what she had 

I took her back to my house 

She couldn't fit through the door 

She had to turn her head sideways 

Yeah she had really big ears 

I got her onto the bed 

And tried to take her dress off 

It wouldn't fit over her head 

Yeah she had really big ears 

Really big ears 

That's what she had 

So I killed her in her sleep 

And I cut her ears right off 

They made really good hubcaps 

Yeah she had really big ears 

Yeah she had really big ears 

Really big ears 

That's what she had