Horny Blonde 40 (portishead Remix) Lyrics - Machine Gun Fellatio

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day 

Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae 

Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear 

Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere 

Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings 

For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding 

My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a 

Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors... 

...for you 

Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?] 

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool 

I love you, do you know how to love me? 

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine 

Those two eyes... 

The easiest thing in the world for a girl to do is to get picked up. That's why if you're on the move, the highway's the only way to go. As sure as there are men in the world I know my ticket to anywhere is gonna be along soon. See, all you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers. 

Hunky funky skunk-fucker pay me suck his finger on screen 

Got the video set-up with felafel soaked in kerosene 

There's a corgi playin' hooky with a wolf-cross-kelpie 

While your front bum low hums shufflin' like a mother to me... 

...from you 

Ow! 

Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?] 

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool 

I love you, do you know how to love me? 

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine 

...all you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers.