Manfred Macc Lyrics - Macc Lads

There she was just walking down Mill St, 

She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat 

Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? 

Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls 

I never said a word, I couldn't walk, so I crawled 

Dead fit, nice arse, and she knew her martial arts. 

I could tell that she wanted my pork, so I offered her a ride in my brand new Porsche 

"Do you want a weekend on my yacht in St Moritz?" 

She said: "Fuck off, you liar," and smashed my bollocks with her fist. 

She was playing hard to get, I wasn't throwing in the towel: 

"Do you like chicken, love? Well then, taste my knob, its foul (fowl)." 

Big tits, long legs, she sank a spanner in my head. 

Fuck, cunt, bastard, bugger wank, bugger wank