Turkey Love Lyrics - Mac Miller

Ooh~ 

Baby, baby, baby yeah 

Baby, baby, baby yeah 

I know girl, girl, yea yea 

I see you lookin' good 

Wearin' that T-shirt 

And nothin' else but some fuckin' panties 

Your ass cheeks bouncin off each other 

Like they don't get along 

But I'mma make 'em love each other 

I'mma make them become the best of friends 

Those ass cheeks girl 

Them ass cheeks like, twins 

Which one was born first, baby? 

Said which one is older, and by how many minutes? 

Girl your ass cheeks've got a mind of their own 

Which one had better SAT scores, girl? 

I don't know 

I don't know 

Baby, if your ass had a face 

What expression would it be making when 

I put my tongue inside that asshole and lick around like 

I'm tryna have some shitty soup 

Girl, fuckin' with you is like 

Fuckin' with a girl with a nice ass 

That's a lot of ass 

An don't forget about them titties, girl 

Don't forget about them nipples, no! 

They get hard when I rub 'em gently 

And pinch 'em just a little bit 

But I ain't tryna hurt you, girl 

No, I don't wanna hurt you, girl 

Unless you talk about the way that 

Your pussy gon' be hurtin' after I get done with it 

Girl, I'm just tryna have some fun with it 

You ain't nothin' but a slutty ass ho 

Who fucks every rapper that comes to your city 

But goddamn you so pretty 

When that ass is in leggings, girl 

It don't matter the pattern, or if they're just solid black 

Oh, I want that ass you've got that pack 

I ain't talkin' bout no cellulite 

I'mma tell you, right baby, we gon' have a swell night 

And I don't know if you've ever seen something like me 

When I pull out my dick, girl 

I plan on fuckin' you so good 

Damn I hope you like the way my dick feels 

Put it in your mouth, girl 

Don't you dare bite my shit 

Cause I'll punch you in the motherfuckin' face 

I'll hit a bitch 

Ohhh I'll hit a bitch 

But if you suck my dick good then we can get along 

Might even put the head in this song 

Probably not ooh, probably not 

Girl how does my dick taste after a show 

When I still haven't showered? 

You suck on my balls, you a champion 

Girl, you a champion girl, you a champion baby, baby 

You and me nobody wants us to be together, baby 

But it's okay 

I'mma fuck you anyway 

And I heard that Kendrick fucked ya 

I heard that Rocky fucked ya 

I hear that every single rapper 

That been in your city this month fucked ya 

But you still wouldn't fuck Schoolboy Q and I feel ya 

But baby, you can love me right 

And I know that your money's tight 

And I ain't gonna give you shit 

But a meal and a glass of Henny and this dick, bitch 

Don't come at me for money, no 

Cause I'mma tell you youse an ugly ho and slap you in the face 

Punch you, give that ass a bloody nose 

Ooh... I'm fuckin' crazy 

And I wouldn't marry you if you fuckin' paid me 

A million dollars cause you ain't shit 

But a real good pussy 

And to be honest that pussy ain't even that good 

I just think it is because when you horny, everything seems incredible 

You probably just a regular ass bitch and I'm trippin' 

Oh, I'm on a roll, girl, I'm trippin' 

Missionary, Doggystyle 

Ride the dick, get wild, girl 

From the side, do a split 

Turn around, now suck my dick 

Baby, suck my dick, oh 

I love you, girl psych 

I just told your momma that 

And then I fucked her too while your daddy watched 

I'm crazy, girl 

Better work out I don't like my bitches lazy girl 

Don't get lazy cause I'll kick your ass right to the curb 

I know I'm gettin' fat, so are you down with that? 

Ooh, yeah, give that ass a slap, yeah, I like it, girl 

And don't you try and put your tongue in my asshole 

Cause that's way too nasty for me 

And I ain't gay, but I like a girl to rub on my asshole 

When she sucks my dick is that weird? 

Maybe, girl when I eat your pussy can you feel my beard? 

It's crazy, girl 

I'm a nasty motherfucker 

In the Gap wearin' khakis, motherfucker 

And don't you dare ask me for a rubber 

Cause I don't have those 

Aye! What the fuck's wrong? 

Can't I talk about your ass in a song? 

Have you ever seen that ass in a thong? 

Ooh get low, baby! Oh, girl 

I'll fuck you while I'm listening to Taylor Swift 

Ooh, that's some player shit 

See, at the end of the night 

I might get you a Gatorade cause bitch you need to catch your breath 

Cause I just fucked the shit out of you 

Ooh, I fucked the shit out of you 

But don't you bleed on my sheets, girl, you bled on my sheets 

Now they've been red for a week 

You bled on my sheets and stained them 

My dreams have been red for a week 

Oooohhh 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

And I just want you to know that you are not mine 

Oh yeah 

I heard you fucked Justin Bieber 

Let me tell you that's fine 

Oh baby, that's fine 

But let me ask you one question, girl 

Was his dick bigger than mine? 

Don't tell me yes I might get depressed 

Oh I'm walkin' in Rite Aid 

And I see the milk section 

What kind of milk do I get? 

Baby, what kind of milk do I get? 

There's so many choices 

So much variety of milk 

I couldn't help but think of you 

And all the things I want to do in the milk section 

Girl, me and you is like the milk section 

But sometimes you need orange juice 

And sometimes you need a little bit of both 

But don't drink too much milk 

Cause you'll be congested 

Oh, and something manifested in my mind 

I said Hey Hey Hey Cashier, you dirty give me the correct change 

And I can't deal with that right now 

Cause my mom gave me twenty dollars and said 

Bring back my damn change 

You gon' make that lady go insane 

Yeah you gon' make her lose her mind 

Oh girl 

I know what you like when you think of the perfect man 

I'll bet you didn't think of me 

And that's why I hate you, girl 

But love is what we makin, girl 

And you a little sloppy naked, girl 

You might wanna tighten that up 

Cause ain't no famous celebrity gon' fuck you 

When you look like that 

You gotta get good, start eatin' on the right track 

And baby, it's alright that 

The first night, you let me pipe that 

Never been with no white rapper 

How was it? 

Ooh, how was it, girl? 

Was it everything you dreamed, or was it disappointing? 

Oh shit, that might need some ointment 

Oh, girl 

You ain't no ho, you just know what you want 

And I got what you need 

Ooh, I got what you need 

So give that pussy to me 

And I'mma do the right thing 

I'mma do the white thing 

And treat that pussy disrespectfully 

Oh your pussy don't get what it deserves 

I'mma cum fast it's cool 

Jack myself off then I come back 

Ooh fuck that 

Baby, I'll fuck you and rap in your ear at the same time 

Pick a song on my jukebox, girl 

And I can sing to you 

If you've got some friends, please bring 'em too 

Cause we could have a threesome 

Sorry I think I missed that note 

I missed that note 

Oh 

Let me tell you this story 

While I was walking at the flea market the other day 

And I saw 

Half-price lamps 

And I scored, cause my living room's lacking some light 

So I bargained with the nice lady and said 

Can I get four for the price of three? 

It's alright, you see? 

Just be nice to me 

And she said Who the fuck you think I am? 

This is a 1970 vintage lamp, you can't find these anymore 

They don't even sell them in stores 

That's how serious this dumb bitch was about her lamps 

I said I know your pussy's dry but this dick gon' make it down 

Fuckin' tramp that's what you are 

So bitch, put them lamps in my car 

And I'mma go home and I'mma watch late night television 

Said I'mma watch late night television, girl 

I can't pick between Leno or Letterman 

Leno or Letterman? Leno or Letterman? 

And I like Fallon too 

And I like Kimmel too 

And I like Craig Ferguson 

But I can't understand a single fuckin' word that he says, girl 

All these words in my head, what happened to SNL? 

It used to be so funny 

And who the fuck is Fred Armisen? 

Baby baby how'd he get that job? 

But let me not spend no time 

Hatin' on another man tryna get his 

Cause I'm just tryna get mine 

And I'm gettin' off subject 

Isn't this a love song? 

No! 

This is just a fuck song (whoa) 

So that's what I'mma do 

Ooh baby, let me tell another story 

Earlier today, I was flippin' through channels on the cable when I 

When I came across one of those commercials for sick dogs 

And I hate that shit, I hate eatin' a cheeseburger 

And watchin' a video about animal cruelty, cause I know that shit happens 

But I like to forget it and enjoy my cheeseburger, yeah 

Cause I can't help but like it, girl 

I know that I know they treat those cows like shit 

And I ain't really with that 

But I ain't no gay ass vegetarian 

I like beef yeah, I like beef 

Oh baby, I like beef 

Baby oh, let me tell you somethin else 

And I was on the internet the other day 

Did somethin a little vain 

I typed myself into Google verch- Google ver- Google Search... 'Xcuse me 

And what did I see? 

Oh, you ask me, what did I see? 

I'll tell you right now 

I saw some shit 

I clicked on the first picture 

And I enlarged it to full screen 

And what did I see? 

You wanna know? 

What I saw was so disgusting that I wanted to retire 

I'mma tell you now 

What I saw, what I motherfuckin' saw 

What did I see? 

I had something stuck in my teeth 

I think it's lettuce girl 

From that turkey burger I ate when I was out at Turkey World 

Oh baby, do you like some jerky girl? 

No, no fuck that 

Suck my motherfuckin' dick 

I don't play around I'mma take this dick, I'mma lay it down 

Oh yo, I'm not gay I love pussy 

Ooh, I dream of pussy I draw pussy 

I write about pussy like it is some type of false idol 

It really is cause y'all be prayin' on that pussy 

Y'all be worshippin' that pussy 

Y'all be on Instagram commenting bitches' pictures 

You thirsty for that pussy 

And I ain't really with that 

Oh I ain't with that girl girl girl 

Would you fuck me? 

Would you fuck me if I looked more like Channing Tatum? 

Is that the type of guy you like? 

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