Statistics Lyrics - I Still Believe - Lyfe Jennings

Alright alright alright 

Y'all settle down settle down settle down. 

If you don't know where you are 

This is statistics 101 

And I'm your teacher 

Lyfe Jennings in the flesh baby. 

Books out. 

Let's go! 

Twenty five percent of all men are unstable 

Twenty five percent of all men can't be faithful 

Twenty percent of them don't mean what they say 

And ten percent of the remaining twenty is gay 

That leaves you a ten percent chance of ever finding your mate 

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say 

I'm gonna teach you how expose the ninety percent 

And show you what to do to keep the other ten. 

Rule number one 

Don't be a booty call 

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl 

Rule number two 

If he's in a relationship 

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 

Rule number three 

Tell him that you're celibate 

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it 

Rule number four 

Be the person you wanna find 

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime 

Statistics! 

Fifteen percent of all men got a complex 

Fifteen percent of all men don't practice safe sex 

Twenty percent of them come from homes without a father 

And there's a fifty-fifty chance that you'll marry a coward 

Something to think about when you're taking a shower 

Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water 

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90 percent 

And show you what to do to keep the other 10 

Twenty five percent of all men are unstable 

Twenty five percent of all men can't be faithful 

Twenty percent of them don't mean what they say 

And ten percent of the remaining twenty is gay 

Be patient! he's waiting! 

You don't gotta settle for that 

Leave what is past alone! 

Get you a backbone! 

Stop being (sorry for) yourself! 

Have you no checklist? 

It's gonna take patience 

Time is still wastin' 

Hey 

Don't be a booty call (don't be) 

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl 

If he's in a relationship (relationship) 

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 

Tell him that you're celibate 

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it. 

(Rule number 4) 

Be the person you wanna find 

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime. 

Statistics! 

Statistics! 

Statistics!