Less Teeth, More Tits Lyrics - Lunachicks

Miss Demeanor, a miss take a miss hap-oh. 

I implore you. It's no miss tery I dont wanna know you 

But Miss America I cant Ignore you 

You can wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball 

slice and dice your face to perfection 

Slip up a word and down you fall 

teeth are chapped, lipo-sucked 

hair is set and nose is contoured. 

tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted, 

uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted 

am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? 

am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? 

Hi, how are you, how high are you 

Less Teeth and More Tits Its never enough 

You'll never be good enough 

you got Less Teeth & More Tits 

What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world 

bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles 

how you gonna change the world? 

I wanna see something else 

why wont you show me something else 

You put the X-tra in ordinary 

you are the minus to the plus size 

You put the blues into my brown eye 

you put the "turd" into saturday 

something different and meaningful 

that makes your smiles not seem so evil 

when that crown falls off your head 

will you still feel better off dead? 

I wanna see something else.