Dear Dottie Lyrics - Singles - Lunachicks

Dear Dotti what should I do? 

I wrote this letter to you 

I know you'll tell me the truth 

In The Weekly World News 

My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue 

Oh Dear Dotti what will I do? 

Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too! 

Signed, Hairy and Blue 

Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue 

I can't imagine who would want some 

Stop shaving and get it waxed 

No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap 

Dear Dotti what should I do? 

I wrote this letter to you 

I know you'll tell me the truth 

In The Weekly World News 

I married my dad, my mom's my aunt 

I'm going to ashram, so I can chant, 

Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy 

Or should I go, Signed, I don't know. 

Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop? 

You just admitted your life is a flop 

Go to the ashram, chant up a storm 

You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed. 

Dear Dotti what should I do? 

I wrote this letter to you 

I know you'll tell me the truth 

In The Weekly World News 

Dear Dotti what should I do? 

I wrote this letter to you 

I know you'll tell me the truth 

In The Weekly World News