Take My Drunk Ass Home Lyrics - Singles - Luke Bryan

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone 

Hit on all the girls, sang every song 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

Well i worked all week so I could come here 

Have a good time and an ice cold beer 

But one turned to ten, and ten turned to twenty 

and twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone 

Hit on all the girls, sang every song 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

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Well, it seems that I misplaced my shirt 

I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt 

My fall-back plan has done got sad 

Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad 

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home 

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone 

Hit on all the girls, sang every song 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

["Help me up! Aw, put me back down, put me back down."] 

I sucker-punched my best friend 

And the bouncer head-locked me on stage with the band 

I look like hell; I feel like shit 

I think it's time I call it quits 

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home 

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone 

Hit on all the girls, sang every song 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

Photos 

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home 

I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone 

Yeah, my lip's all bust and my buzz is gone 

It's time to take my drunk ass home 

If y'all agree, then sing along... 

Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home 

["Aw, somebody call me a cab... please?"]