Girls On Trampolines Lyrics - Ludo - Ludo

They page Party Guy, he pages them back 

With the number wheres at, they let the phone ring 

'Til Party Guy picks it up and says, "Behind Burger King" 

Should they make another run? They're fake says they're 21 

They're not sure they got enough, should they go, buy more stuff? 

He says, forget about the stuff, they've got more than enough 

They thought of everything, he says, 

They've got more beer than he's ever seen 

And they've got girls on trampolines 

They've tapped ten kegs since 9:15 

And they've got girls on trampolines 

Quoth, the Party Guy, he doesnt ever lie 

It sounds like their scene, but they don't have a ride 

So they call Ride Guy who comes by with a sigh 

He lets them in his ride, "Ok" 

And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive 

When he asked about the stuff and about the thing 

But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy, tells Ride Guy 

That Party Guy said it's party-time behind Burger King, he says, 

They've got more beer than he's ever seen 

And they've got girls on trampolines 

They've tapped ten kegs since 9:15 

And they've got girls on trampolines 

'Cause Nice Guys talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green 

And he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guys ride hits a tree 

Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of 

Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three 

And Officer One says, "Looky here, son 

I hate speeding MIPs who have seeds and hit trees" 

One and Two wanted to beat 'em and kill 'em and eat 'em 

Deferred to Officer Three who said, 

"I hear theres a shindig behind Burger King 

And I hear there's girls on trampolines 

The tree looks fine and the driver's clean 

Just give them girls on trampolines" 

God bless the wisdom of Officer Three 

Just give them girls on trampolines