The Grammy Song Lyrics - Loudon Wainwright Iii

Last night I dreamed that I won a Grammy 

It was presented to me by Debbie Harry. 

I ran up on stage in my tux 

I gulped and said, "Aw, shucks" 

I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ 

The audience gave me a standing ovation 

I shed tears of joy, I shed tears of elation. 

Behind the podium there Debbie grabbed my derrière 

I like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ 

I took my Grammy and Debby and walked offstage 

We made the cover of Cashbox and the Random Notes page 

In the weeks that followed things went fine for me: 

An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy. 

Bo Derek and Barbara Mandrell, 

A Pulitzer and a Nobel 

Meryl Streep and Tammy Terell 

Five gold and one bronze as well 

Joan Rivers and Lana Cantrell 

I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ