New Paint Lyrics - Loudon Wainwright Iii

At the station you can meet her 

With that smile you couldnt cheat her 

A woman that kind is hard to find 

Its good to take a girl 

In the not so very good world 

And walk in the park until it gets dark 

Sometimes I feel ugly and old 

Excuse me, baby, if Im acting bold 

My head gets hot but my feet arent cold 

Excuse me if you will 

Take a breather on a bench 

Helps to build up the suspense 

Then the two of you go to a movie show 

If shes a woman theres a chance 

That she maybe likes to dance 

So you go to the hall and you out step em all 

Dont make a hullabaloo, Im not the hoi polloi 

Ill try any trick and Ill pull any ploy 

Im a used up twentieth century boy 

Excuse me if you will 

She takes you home to meet the folks 

Laughing at the fathers jokes 

Shall we watch TV? Its all right with me 

Time to go, youre going to miss her 

In the doorway try to kiss her 

Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would 

If I was 16 again Id give my eyetooth 

Im tired and Im hungry and Im looking for my youth 

Im a little uncool and Im a little uncouth 

Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will 

At the station you can meet her 

With that smile you couldnt cheat her 

A woman that kind is hard to find