Intro Lyrics - Arepa 3000: A Venezuelan Journey Into Space - Los Amigos Invisibles

Snook: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos. cd 

Vingoe: Don't you mean album? 

S: Shhh. no one expects it to be an album 

V: NOBODY WILL BUY ANOTHER ALBUM! do-yuuuu 

S: For the benefit of the Radio Audience.ignore what you just heard. 

S: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos album. 

V: Brought to you by the pointless company 

S: The same people who brought you the inflatable anchor, 

V: The solar powered teacake 

S: And.politics 

S: Right. I think. Before we brainstorm 

V: AHHH! STORM! BRAIN! AHHHH! 

S: MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?!? 

V: Sorry I get carried away. I take things too literally sometimes 

S: Anyway. I think we should first discuss our legions of fans. 

V: How many are there? 

S: I'm not good at estimating, but I'd have to say about 6 billion! 

V: So all of 2 people then? 

S: Yes.we used to have fans. We priced Chris out of the market. Ben lost all his money on gambling debts. And Rachel was a our groupie, but then she heard us sing. 

V: Oh.shame really. 

S: Maybe we should offer lubricant with our albums to boost sales. 

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V: Bah. There's no time for lubricant. 

S: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT! 

S: Anyway.Back to the brain.map 

V: AHHH MAPS! 

S: Sorry sorry! I forgot your chronic fear of maps. You can be really stupid with some of your fears sometimes. 

V: Excuse me! Envelopes! 

S: AHHHH! 

V: Calm down. Calm down. We'll just have to do the spider diagram. 

S: Yeh. Good idea. Who could be scared of spiders? pfft 

V: I also have a fear of axe-wielding maniacs. 

S: Oh the irrational fears people have. 

V: Ok. So what ideas do we got for the album? 

S: I was thinking something along the lines of 'Songs about pain' or something jolly like that. 

V: How about songs about.wayne? 

S: Songs about spain? 

...nah 

V: Songs about brains? 

...nah 

S: Songs about rain? 

...nah 

V: That's it! Songs about trains! 

S: That's it! Unemployment! 

V: No. No. That's not what I, I 

S: Well done Rob. You get 50% of the profits! 

V: Oooo. What's 50% of zero? 

S: I'll look it up someday. 

V: Unemployment it is then... dumbass 

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