Do You Still Wanna Buy Me That Drink (frank) Lyrics - Lorrie Morgan

Sir, I do appreciate the offer 

I don't believe I caught your name 

I don't get to get out very often 

It's hard to find the time to get away 

I think it's only fair you hear my story 

Before you spend three-fifty on that beer 

I got two little kids that call me Momma 

My fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witch 

Between soccer practice and ballet 

Eminem an' Dr Dre 

Romance is the last thing on my list 

So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think 

Do you still want to buy me that drink? 

Frank, tell me, how d'you feel 

About teenage girls bein' on the pill? 

An' do you mind Friday nights at home? 

'Cause, Frankie, I've been here before 

Married twice an' twice divorced 

An' alimony sure don't pay the bills 

Now that's an awful lot of information 

But I don't have the time to mess around 

'Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma 

An' my fifteen year old wants to pierce his lip 

Between algebra an' spellin' bees 

An' anythin' to keep the peace 

Romance is the last thing on my list 

So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think 

Do you still want to buy me that drink? 

I got two little kids that call me Momma 

An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid 

I really wouldn't blame you none 

If you got the urge to up an' run 

Is bein' 'Daddy' even on your list? 

So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you think 

Do you still want to buy me? 

I'll have a Miller Lite, please 

If you still want to buy me that drink 

Frank, c'mon back Frank 

You look a little pale, Frank 

It was just a joke