Mrs. Leroy Brown Lyrics - Van Lear Rose - Loretta Lynn

I've been in and out of every honky-tonk in town 

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that I've turned down 

Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncin' babies on your knee 

While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncin' three 

Yeah, and I'm tired of it 

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine 

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen 

There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side 

This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide 

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Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar 

Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star 

I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail 

I'm gonna sling her 'round and round 

When she wakes up she'll know she met up 

With the mad Mrs. Leroy Brown 

Well, the smoke's so doggone thick you could cut it with a knife 

And the music's so loud you can hear the same line twice 

Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo? 

Just drawed all your money out of the bank today 

Honey, you don't have no mo' 

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine 

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen 

There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side 

This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide 

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Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar 

Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star 

I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail 

I'm gonna sling her around and around 

When she wakes up she'll know she met up 

With the mad Mrs. Leroy Brown