Dr. Kitch Lyrics - Singles - Lord Kitchener

Verse 1 

I am not a qualified physician 

And I don't want to give this injection 

I am not a qualified physician 

And I don't want to give this injection 

Dorothy is begging for trouble 

She insist I should give her this needle 

But, darling, one thing I want you know 

Don't blame me for where the needle go 

Chorus 

I push it in 

She pull it out 

I push it back 

She start to shout 

Dr Kitch, you're terrible 

I can't stand the size of your needle 

Verse 2 

She lied on in such a position 

It was difficult to give this injection 

She start holding on to the needle 

Making me so uncomfortable 

I said Darling can't you be steady 

I'm going to have it done very shortly 

She said Dr Kitch I am sorry 

But the size of the needle frighten me 

Chorus 

I push it in 

She pull it out 

I push it back 

She start to shout 

Dr Kitch, it's terrible 

I can't stand the size of your needle 

Verse 3 

She still wouldn't lie down quietly 

Constantly moving her body 

So I slap her in the face with vexation 

And I went on giving the injection 

She screamed Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain! 

I don't think you're inside the right vain 

I said It's your own fault you wouldn't be told 

The needle must be stick in the wrong hole 

Chorus 

I push it in 

She pull it out 

I push it back 

She start to shout 

Dr Kitch, it's terrible 

I can't stand the size of your needle 

Verse 4 

I pull it from that hole and start again 

I have the needle now in the right vain 

The needle just gone in half a inch 

The stupid young lady start to clinch 

Suddenly she ??? 

Doc I can feel the penicillin going in 

I said You little fool what you do 

You talk until the needle breaking you 

I push it in 

She pull it out 

I push it back 

She start to shout 

Dr Kitch, it's terrible